YOUR A RETARD
AND YOU STINK LIKE POO
WHEN I DREAM
I ONLY DREAM OF YOU
wtf

Have you ever wondered what a bug's last thoughts are the milisecond before it hits the windsheild?

lol

Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut?!?!
hahhaha

loooolll

Makeover?!?!
honey, ya need ta be ranover!!

I run with scissors...it makes me feel dangerous!!!

...Chickens have amazing ovaries!!
....i mean...think about it...
THEY LAY EGGS!
Personally, thats the raddest thing anything (or anyone) could ever do.

I'm going to fix my hair
and I'm going to have bangs, damnit.

Her: basic apps.
dude wheres all my crap.
me. in the toilet.
her:hahaha

actually convo :)) arent we funny! lol

If the ocean were vodka and i were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up
But since it ain't vodka and i ain't a duck
Just give me the bottle and shut the fudge up

Cut the Pizza In 4 Slices I'm Not Hungry Enough For 6 !!!
~~Courtesy Of Yogi Bear