Did youwash your pants with windex? cause i can see myself in them.

" Who saw a chicken and thought I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of his butt?"

~English class random quote of the day

"Incest 101; come on let's get started"

~ English Class random quote of the day

Tim: achoo [<-its a sneeze]
Me: nothing happens when you die
Tim: omg thats dane cook
Me: no duh
Tim: i wanna be a tree. but not the bible part tho
^^
our chem class convos are uhhmazing!

Men; their rights and nothing more.
Women; their rights and nothing less.
~*~Susan B. Anthony~*~

Tell Your Little Voices To Shut Up Cause I Can't Hear Mine!

And I screamed out, "I'm not pretty when I'm ugly!"

WARNING!
EXTREME FIRE HAZARD!
DON'T EVEN FART IN THE FOREST!!!!

Your Not Juicy enough, to hear the juice.

Those people who say money doesn't buy happiness, don't know where to shop.