Luv ya lots like tator tots, but not as much as vodka shots!!
Nat and Bake
Besty's

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why did the Football coach go the bank?

To get his quater back!!! =)

The voice in my head thinks that I am the voice in her head

And when the police came, they found my brother asleep on the roof. Nobody knows how he got there.

Vampyric lust plays poker with tarot cards and when she gets a full house 3 people die

-x-

Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are the ones taken first...while the handicapped ones are left behind!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME, BUT MY MAN DOES.

Has anyone seen my sanity? You cant miss it. Its still in its protective packaging.

So tell me, whats it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?