Gimme that Prozac
Cause I don't want to go back
I just want some Depakote
Don't put me in a white coat
I'd be trapped like a little mouse
Inside of the Funny House
Never allowed to go outside
Cause of my silly thoughts of suicide

Guys are like puppies...
when you reject them its like stepping on their tail... you look at their sad little eyes and wanna pick up and hug um

Q: what is pink gose in hard and comes out wet and soft?

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a: bubble gum ... u perve.

I didn't lose my mind..........
i sold it on ebay

They say that knowledge is food but I am on a diet!!!

I would rather walk around with a rock taped to my forehead for a month than touch you again

~something that i actually said to a guy!!!

Well, he got hungry,
licked his lips,
shook my hand and
tried to eat me.

x

Biitch please.
badass is my middle name.

Oh Gawd I'm Dying... Somebody Please Kill Me

As I was walking
out one day,
my head fell off
and rolled away.
I really do not
miss my head.
It doesn’t bother me.
I’m dead.