I've lost me mind,
and you will too.
If you keep doing what you do!

When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package...

U wana know the defintion of stupid just ask your self.

Mi never believed in a such thing called idiots til i came upond u..nd now mi 100% gurnateed there is a SUCH thing as idiots

Boy:i'll show u mines ?????? if u show mi sures ???
girl:but then it wud b like mi showin mi self
boy:what u mean
girl:basically u have nuttin to offer
boy:oh mi have sumthing to offer(pull it out)
girl:mi point excatly

Mmm its so juicy wen its n mi mouth.so mouth watery.its so big nd long.and i can just suk on it all day nd nite.i noe im not the only 1 wit this habit.who can say no to sukin on a sugar daddy.thats the best lolipop lol

I shake mi money maker.nd still aint gettin paid

"Rash? Rash is trying to commit suicide with a plastic spoon."

Vampire:give mi ur blood
girl:im quite a bleeder but im willin to hand you my bloody tampon
vampire:can u super size that for mi.nd i like my blood well done

Girl:u wanna butter mi biscuits
boy:umm i think im actually out of butter.but i think we still have biscuits
girl:no i mean these biscuits(pull down pants)
boy:now those biscuits dont need any butterin.they looked butter enough