Your mouth is like a gun
and somebody pulled the trigger.

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, Weed, Birth Control

Life's a Glitch and then we all die
So Pluck the world and lets all get high

"I don't speak Enchilada!"

Think of me as the Barbie you'll never get to play with.

The worse time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

If I was a cat and someone threw me off something just to see if I would land on my feet, I would flip twice then land on my back just to piss them off

Smile, it confuses peoples.

I'm so wise that one of these days, i'm gonna need a 'stupid tooth'

Funny bunny tickled my tummy

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?