My tummy tickles just like elmo

What did the spoon say to the fork? our baby will be a spork Giggle giggle ahah

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. DUHHH

When life gives u lemons make grape juice sit back relax and let the world wonder how u did it
~Kaitlyn my bestie

This patient needs no doctor and soft bed to lie on; its not the season or the air that harms him.

Im so busy got nothing to do spent the last two hours just tieing my shoes

Why does something so wrong, feel so right...

Here i sit
Broken hearted
I tried to shit
But only farted

*I didn't write just thought it was cool*

Boy: I dont know why you where a bra you have nothing to put in it.

Girl: Why do you wear boxers?

You know you had a good time when you can't tell your parents what you did. =]