One persons trash, is anothers treasure

Kakorrhaphiophobia-Fear of Failure or Defeat. How many of them do you reckon would fail to spell that word; Kakorrhaphiophobia?

My alter ego says hi.

A fool in love is a fool indeed

Sex and snow are alike -
You never know how long it's going to last
How thick it's going to be or
How many inches your going to get XD

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Umm.. o.o'' sorry. Some hungry kid ate this quote.

Kid: where does a rain storm come from?
mom: God is crying.
kid: why is god crying?
mom: Hey! i'm missing 50 bucks from my purse!

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor daughter a dress. But when she got there, the cupboard was bare..and so was her daughter i guess.

(she was later arrested for indecent exposure)

Mary had a little lamb...The doctor had a heart attack.