So, let me get this straight:

Everybody Loves Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris, but no one gives a damn about Al Gore?

This world seriously needs help.

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"

"If missiles are surely meant to hit their targets, why aren't they called hittiles?"

I ABSOLUTELY HATE VALENTINES DAY!!!!!

*searching for a boy in high school is like searching for the cure for cancer*

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me perfect.
What the hell happened to you ?

When life gives you lemons, throw them back in it's face and tell life to make it's own damn lemonade!!

Got a problem...... slove it
think im trippin... tie my shoe
can't stand me..... Then sit down
Dont like my 'tude, thats ur problem not mine

The pen is mighter then the sword

You gotta do what you gotta do