"Emo" Is Just An Excuse
For Boys To Act Like Girls.

=]

I'm clueless at being smart,
But smart at being clueless!!!

Ice-cream is naughty

Boy (with a cheesy pickup line): can i call you carrot?... cuz your good for my eyes.

Girl (much more clever then the boy): only if i can call you toilet paper... cuz your an ass-wipe

My friends are the type of friends who when consulted by a ghost say "What are you doing out of your grave Grannie?"

My friends are the type of friends who get high off of caffine.

My friends are the type of friends that get run over by parked cars.

If you were a fly
on my window seel
and you were watching me
i'd capture u in a jar.
and keep you forever.

I think that rubber gloves are like condoms for aliens with 5 d*&ks.

holly[smits]

Physics Is PHUN

With a Ph ;)

[Personal joke =P]