Other Funny Quotes

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  • "come and get me"
    "youve got two legs and a heartbeat, whats stoppin you from coming to me"

    by Shauna
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  • 98% of teens are bringing sexy back......but i'm in the 2% that SEXY never left!

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  • Inner beauty won't get you laid!

    - Naughty ;)
    xo.

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  • Don't Go To Bed Angry,
    Stay Up & Plot Your Revenge.

    Tee-Hee.

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  • I'm like a big teddy bear. I'm warm, cuddly, and i like to sleep with you at night.

    by gilbert
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  • People r like slinkeys, basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs!!!

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  • Im not retarded, i just like licking windows!

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  • Jerk: I dont know why you wear a bra you have nothing to put in it!
    Girl: You wear pants dont you???

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  • Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night.
    Blonde: You were listening to CANDY?!?!?!?!

    haha. kinda sad that this actually happened.. only me and my friends... *shakes head and walks away* lolz

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  • Your just jealous cuz the voices only talk to me!

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