Its funny til' someone get's hurt....
Then it's freakin' hilarious!!!!

Don't let a guy,
Get in your pants.
Enless you know hes true,
And Only wants you!

"come and get me"
"youve got two legs and a heartbeat, whats stoppin you from coming to me"

98% of teens are bringing sexy back......but i'm in the 2% that SEXY never left!

Inner beauty won't get you laid!

- Naughty ;)
xo.

Don't Go To Bed Angry,
Stay Up & Plot Your Revenge.

Tee-Hee.

I'm like a big teddy bear. I'm warm, cuddly, and i like to sleep with you at night.

People r like slinkeys, basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs!!!

Im not retarded, i just like licking windows!

Jerk: I dont know why you wear a bra you have nothing to put in it!
Girl: You wear pants dont you???