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  • [T]he d.u.m.m.e.r people think you are the more [surprised] they will be when you kill them....

    hehe

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  • Life may be confusing, but the answer to your problem is: be confusing back

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  • LOL laugh out loud.... its fun!!!!!!
    ☺

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  • Forget the board, ride the skater=]

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  • STRESSED
    is
    DESSERTS
    spelt backwards

    by ali
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  • Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

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  • Don't worry, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep.

    In a giant blender...

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  • Yeah, you can trust the Government.

    Just ask the Indians..

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  • The Penguins Stole My Sanity!

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  • Don't talk to me. Don't touch me. Don't look at me, don't even come near me. If you do, you'll know what it's like to be pushed in front of a moving car.

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