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  • Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night.
    Blonde: You were listening to CANDY?!?!?!?!

    haha. kinda sad that this actually happened.. only me and my friends... *shakes head and walks away* lolz

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  • Your just jealous cuz the voices only talk to me!

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  • I have this nagging suspicion that everyone is out to make me paranoid...

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  • I like cows

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  • ``iiTs . aLL . fuN . & . gAMes . UNtiL . somEONe . gETs . HuRT . ``
    thEN . iiTs . jUS . FCukiiNG . hiLARious . !!!!

    [ TeHe ]

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  • Old enough to know better, but not too old to look damn good doin it

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  • Well i was planning on taking over the world but then i got distracted my something sparkly!

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  • Some people are like slinkies not really good for anythign but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

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  • I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not like the screaming, yelling passenger in his car

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  • One day i will rule cadyland with an iron fist

    by Calisa
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