I'd hit that.........with my racket
lol tennis thing

Teacher: do you guys wanna have kids when you grow up

i: dude your just indirectly asking if we wanna have sex when we grow up..

Monkey in a tree
The monkey sat there...staring at me
It gave me a hug and I tried to break free
It was screaming for a banana
So I went crying to my nana!!!

~Lmao...another inside joke~

Turtle...

A green thing
Like a machine
Turtles are slow
The turtles name is Joe
Turtles are very mean
They bite you until you scream

~Lmao...inside joke between me and my best friend~

One of the best things in life is: Ice cream

Your pretty when im drunk your pretty when im drunk your pretty when im drunk and im pretty dayum drunk!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Me: awww steven your soo adorable!

Princess: Your moms adorable

The only reason i push u off the bed is to uck u on the floor!!

I want a mink on my back

a bear on my floor

a snake on my feet

a jaguar in my gradge

and a jack as$ to pay for it all