The only reason i push u off the bed is to uck u on the floor!!

I want a mink on my back

a bear on my floor

a snake on my feet

a jaguar in my gradge

and a jack as$ to pay for it all

I love u,u love me,Barney gave me hiv,with a kiss nd a touch barney wanted more,i got raped by a purple dinosaure.

You can call me a sluut
Too bad it isn't true
Sorry Biitch
But I'm not you!

Someone asked me what i loved most about life i smiled and thought of you:)

People say shit happens.

I don't believe that.

Now, if someone blew up in the process, that would be different.

THAT would be shit happening.

Biitch Plz Dont confuse hate with jealousy

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but you also don't die.--Jimmy Carr

This is something we have goin at my school

Mondays: Protect your ass day
Tuesdays: Party boy day
Wednesdays: National Hump Day
Thursdays: Random day
Fridays: Protect your ass day

Yeh it gets pretty interesting

I suffer from ADOP. Attention Deficet OH PRETTY!

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