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  • I love u,u love me,Barney gave me hiv,with a kiss nd a touch barney wanted more,i got raped by a purple dinosaure.

    by Emiillyy
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  • You can call me a sluut
    Too bad it isn't true
    Sorry Biitch
    But I'm not you!

    by Cat
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  • Someone asked me what i loved most about life i smiled and thought of you:)

    by wolfgirl
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  • People say shit happens.

    I don't believe that.

    Now, if someone blew up in the process, that would be different.

    THAT would be shit happening.

    by The Girl From Yesterday
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  • Biitch Plz Dont confuse hate with jealousy

    by A L0V3 ST0Ry G0N3 B4d
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  • Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but you also don't die.--Jimmy Carr

    by ToWriteLoveOnHerArms
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  • This is something we have goin at my school

    Mondays: Protect your ass day
    Tuesdays: Party boy day
    Wednesdays: National Hump Day
    Thursdays: Random day
    Fridays: Protect your ass day

    Yeh it gets pretty interesting

    by Heather
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  • I suffer from ADOP. Attention Deficet OH PRETTY!

    =]

    by Amanda
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  • Me: holy fuuckiin shiit!
    teacher: language!
    me: i believe it was English.

    by Shauna
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  • Crazy shiztickles you B1t(H

    by tearstainedlies
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