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Me: holy fuuckiin shiit! |
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Crazy shiztickles you B1t(H |
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"got a fist full of change and absalutly no sence." |
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My name is Kayla, remember that, you'll be screamin it later!!! ;-) |
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I saw my used underwear on my grandpa's head and i was like "Hey old man, your time is up, give it to grandma already!" |
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My dad ate my toenail and said, "Oh, the sea is so wonderful" and i was like "What the fcuk is wrong with you old man? The river is more wonderful!" |
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet |
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It tastes like burning |
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An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work |
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Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? |