Lower the age of puberty!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

No, a polygon is not a dead parrot

An MSN Convo with 2 other people:

Nathan: I was just talking about you
Kaitlyn: Probably dirty stuff
Me: Eww
Nathan: Yes its dirty, very dirty
Kaitlyn: Ew
Me: I dont wanna no
Nathan: Geez, its about having a mud war u pervs
Me: Oh...

You know, everytime I look up into the clouds, I tend to see a bird fly into a jet engine.

Boys are like pumpkins,their heads are empty, their brains are mush, and after a few days, they start to smell funny.

Canons are for pirate ships, not Commodores

Me: So, your not talking...

Andy: My hands are busy elsewhere.

Me: Is that supposed to sound perverted?

Andy: Wow that came out wrong. I'm playing guitar. lol.

Me: Good, because I took it in a perverted way.

This was an IM btw

Thin is in but fats where its at