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  • Sip sip sipin on some sizzurp!!!

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  • From the moment i saw you i wanted to be inside of you.
    i luv your smell
    the way your tongue feels
    the way you tighten and loosen..........................god i love new shoes

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  • What gets longer when pulled
    fits between tits, inserts neatly in a hole
    and works best when jerked

    a seatbelt you pervert
    buckle up!!!

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  • I'm usually more content when I'm procrastinating.

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  • Your moms a flakey bisket

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  • For Your Information...
    You are NOT bringing Sexii back.
    You can NOT determine who has more fun by the color of their hair.
    &&
    no My mom did NOT do that!
    so get a better line.

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  • One day im gunna get off the bus and im gunna run. im gunna run into the forest and never come back and when i come back ill be the ninth master.

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  • U've got got
    u've got style
    a gorgeous ass
    and a sexy smile
    your voice could wake
    a heart from slumber
    oh sorry wrong flippin number!

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  • I'm unique just like everybody else!

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  • If your brain was chocolate, You wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M!

    :P

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