Im so fat my school photo had to be taken by a satellite

lol JOKING im not fat...

Men you can not live with them.

You can not live with out them,

you can not shout them it is against the law.

Sip sip sipin on some sizzurp!!!

From the moment i saw you i wanted to be inside of you.
i luv your smell
the way your tongue feels
the way you tighten and loosen..........................god i love new shoes

What gets longer when pulled
fits between tits, inserts neatly in a hole
and works best when jerked

a seatbelt you pervert
buckle up!!!

I'm usually more content when I'm procrastinating.

Your moms a flakey bisket

For Your Information...
You are NOT bringing Sexii back.
You can NOT determine who has more fun by the color of their hair.
&&
no My mom did NOT do that!
so get a better line.

One day im gunna get off the bus and im gunna run. im gunna run into the forest and never come back and when i come back ill be the ninth master.

U've got got
u've got style
a gorgeous ass
and a sexy smile
your voice could wake
a heart from slumber
oh sorry wrong flippin number!