Your so stupid that you thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India

LOL

Taking over the world, One beer at a time!

I'm standing at a cash register, i'm holding a credit card, and i'm BORED!!!!!

I asked my teacher if I could go rule the world...SHe told me to take my agenda with me.

The power to rule the world...It's in my rattle!

I wear compliments like I wear spandex...........awkwardly!

~A quote from my cousin...hilarious! :)
~Midnight Sun

Nice pussy-

cat. lol, git ur mind out of the gutter!

Four things a woman should know..

* how to look like a girl.
* how to act like a lady
* how to think like a man.
* and how to work like a dog

Dont make me cranky!!
im runnin out of places to hide the bodys!

When u make a mistake, nvr say "oops!" always say "ah! very intersting"
(when dealing with chemicals, run!)