Gargling twice a day is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

Preserve the spotted owl.
(in Formaldehyde)

Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

It's off to the w***e house we go
To spend some bucks
For a couple of f**ks

Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

By Jay Basey © 2004

Teasing isn't really teasing for girls
There just saying without words i got something you want but you can't have

When you walk into a room, say goodbye instead of hello, it confuses a lot of people but its pretty damn funny

I believe in karma, that is why I could do all sorts of bad deeds and believe that they deserve it.

Dear god, if you cant make me skinny please make my friends fat

A poet out of words. How unheard of.

My sister was telling me about her day:
sis: theres this kid at skool n he wont leave me alone! his name is .... well u might as well just call him satan ...
me: LMAO

Honey, if you want breakfest in bed, go sleep in the kitchen!