I had a dream I was eating marshmellows!
When I woke up...my pillow was gone....

I think i'm gonna go eat a samich.
YUMMY!
lol idk i'm bored.

Stick to me like a booger on a finger

"I'm a Gryffindor not a miracle worker."

*wets self*

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what your up to

"Life is too short to be dealing with midgets"

About Zac Efron:

'if i was ever close to him; i'd rip his pants off.'

*what my friend said after she got a poster of him in a magazine*

Gargling twice a day is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

Preserve the spotted owl.
(in Formaldehyde)