Roses are red,violets are blue.
when god made brains, where the hell were you.

Beans. beans. are good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better it feels
so have some beans for every meal!

-vanessa.

I had a dream I was eating marshmellows!
When I woke up...my pillow was gone....

I think i'm gonna go eat a samich.
YUMMY!
lol idk i'm bored.

Stick to me like a booger on a finger

"I'm a Gryffindor not a miracle worker."

*wets self*

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what your up to

"Life is too short to be dealing with midgets"

About Zac Efron:

'if i was ever close to him; i'd rip his pants off.'

*what my friend said after she got a poster of him in a magazine*