Other Funny Quotes

Sort by : 
  • My fren'sa paerfectionist
    but then on the other hand
    how perfect can a perfectionist be?

    0 0
  • Where do you get your shoes, from a lake?

    0 0
  • Looking at your blouse, I wonder how you keep it all from poping out.

    0 0
  • Nothing's more humourous than watching a teddy screetch in a bear trap.

    0 0
  • If you're so smart why do you look clueless?

    0 0
  • I don't eat the food, just the people that make it.

    0 0
  • Your so stupid if I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards!!

    By: my mom

    0 0
  • LAUGH,CRY,SMILE,FROWN
    NO MATTER WHAT ILL ALWAYS BE THEIR 4 YOU!!!

    by brenda
    0 0
  • It's my way of screwing you over without actually screwing you.

    0 0
  • My mind has been let go.

    0 0