Other Funny Quotes

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  • I'll eat your heart out.

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  • Drink triple
    See double
    Act single

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  • Oh, I'm not thirsty. I have to let my liver digest, first.

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  • When i dont wash my weiner for a long time, it begins to smell like fried chicken.

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  • "Why can't I talk to myself? At least I know what I'm going on about!"

    by Bemused
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  • Why doesn't anyone care about the corn Jimmy cracked?

    by Alex
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  • I'm your nightmare's best friend.

    -- my best straight guy friend pupi

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  • THiS MUST BE McDonolds cause...I"M LOVIN IT!!!

    !!!ily shy lol!!!

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  • You have the weight of the world on your shoulders and twenty pounds on your hips.

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  • How stupid I'm I. Waiting for a girl for 11 months to have her turn around and say.. you think it's all about you.

    by Elapsed
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