Your perception is that its all about me, thats because your too blind to see.

I'm your worst
nightmare...
...but your
best dream.

*convo between me and mi m8*

Me:hey do u think if i jumped off a cliff witha umbrella it would save me???
Sam:ummm no ud probly fall to the bottom and die hahaha

*actual convo after we drank to much *

*conversation between me and my friend

Sam:quick tell me something intelligent
Me: ohhh ohhh pick me i know...oranges are orange
Sam:wow i did not know that

There is a fine line between genius and insanity and i fear i may have crossed it many miles back.

Who ever said i was angelic should sit on top of a flag pole and bounce up and down.

"Oh" is just "ho" spelled backwards.

Books = knowledge
Knowledge = corruption
Corruption = power
Power = chaos
Chaos = crime

crime doesn't pay so if you
read books, you're going
to end up broke...

Just because I'm gay and Swedish that doesn't mean I want to go to Ikea!

Don't try to blow out a candle if you breath fire.