You have the weight of the world on your shoulders and twenty pounds on your hips.

How stupid I'm I. Waiting for a girl for 11 months to have her turn around and say.. you think it's all about you.

Your perception is that its all about me, thats because your too blind to see.

I'm your worst
nightmare...
...but your
best dream.

*convo between me and mi m8*

Me:hey do u think if i jumped off a cliff witha umbrella it would save me???
Sam:ummm no ud probly fall to the bottom and die hahaha

*actual convo after we drank to much *

*conversation between me and my friend

Sam:quick tell me something intelligent
Me: ohhh ohhh pick me i know...oranges are orange
Sam:wow i did not know that

There is a fine line between genius and insanity and i fear i may have crossed it many miles back.

Who ever said i was angelic should sit on top of a flag pole and bounce up and down.

"Oh" is just "ho" spelled backwards.

Books = knowledge
Knowledge = corruption
Corruption = power
Power = chaos
Chaos = crime

crime doesn't pay so if you
read books, you're going
to end up broke...