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  • Just because I'm gay and Swedish that doesn't mean I want to go to Ikea!

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  • Don't try to blow out a candle if you breath fire.

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  • You could manage to lose a few hundred pounds.

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  • While I'm out, should I get you a personality?

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  • When your drunk on life, throw up on someone elses lap!

    by John
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  • You might not be blonde, but you sure as hell act it!

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  • Sorry, can't see you!

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  • If you cant beat em shoot em

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  • I am not here right now so leave a message and it will be deleted once it is recieved.

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  • Smile =)
    No one blames a happy guy

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