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Even when i wake up i am pissing someone off |
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Who do you always tip in a greyhound race? |
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I dont hate you, I just have an extreme disliking for you, thats all. |
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"If life give you Lemons....Go find a pineapple!" |
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Don't Worry Jealousy Is A Sickness. |
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. |
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If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have... I'd have one dollar!!! -Squidward Tentacles |
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If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?? |
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My step dad is where brain cells go when they die. |
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Wikipedia's a better source than you. |