Boy: I dont know why you where a bra you have nothing to put in it.

Girl: Why do you wear pants?

They want to watch something they can't see.

--My bf on blind people

My business is my business so unless your my thong dont be up my ass!!!

Few women admit their age and few men act theirs.

If my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't, I look down and say "Sorry, I thought you said make sure it had NO water. My bad, I should call 911 now, shouldn't I? Okay, let me find me cell...hey! A forty doller bill!" *really a nickel*

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and quarter, Jill came down with two fifty, oh that f u c k i n g w h o r e!

Honey, please! You couldn't even catch an STD!

Sometimes you need to switch teams.

If you're afraid of a girly guy, you're afraid of everything.

Go what myself? Honey, If I could do that I wouldn't need a partner, would I?