My business is my business so unless your my thong dont be up my ass!!!

Few women admit their age and few men act theirs.

If my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't, I look down and say "Sorry, I thought you said make sure it had NO water. My bad, I should call 911 now, shouldn't I? Okay, let me find me cell...hey! A forty doller bill!" *really a nickel*

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and quarter, Jill came down with two fifty, oh that f u c k i n g w h o r e!

Honey, please! You couldn't even catch an STD!

Sometimes you need to switch teams.

If you're afraid of a girly guy, you're afraid of everything.

Go what myself? Honey, If I could do that I wouldn't need a partner, would I?

Skittles are gay pride candies: they're rainbow and fruity.

Being gay isn't a choice! Although I do favour it over being straight.