Skittles are gay pride candies: they're rainbow and fruity.

Being gay isn't a choice! Although I do favour it over being straight.

Yes, I am weird. What's the matter, can't handle that?

Ancient Greek soldiers remind me I have to buy something later.

Why do I need to brush my teeth? Are they not white enough?

Why do I need braces? Are my teeth not straight enough?

I'm not nervous about people bitting me. I'm just nervous about bitting them.

I'm like an uh-oh oreo, white on the outside but black on the inside.

Most guys aren't as reliable as the cars they fix.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.