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I didn't lose the keys. I lost the whole damn car! |
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That story was so beautiful it gave me gas :) |
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Ima come atchyou like a spider monkey! |
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I'm childish. Go away. |
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Don't wait till you see the monster RUN when you hear the music!!! |
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Shut up or throw up. |
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I'd write a poem but I have no talent. |
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Jealousy is bad, randomness is awesome..therefore I am a turtle...MEOW!! |
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You're an angel whose halo broke a long time ago. |
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My mind has bowel movements; quotes! |