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  • Live brunet or die trying

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  • My hair is blue... again.

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  • I'd kill this geek but he has no life.

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  • My favourite colour is all of them in an arch.

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  • If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck
    Id swim to the bottom and never come up
    But since it aint vodka and I aint a duck
    Just pass me the bottle and shut the f**k up

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  • Hello. Would you like to speak with the man in charge, or the woman who knows what she's doing?

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  • "The mOre u study,the mOre u knOw.The mOre u knOw,the mOre u fOrget.The mOre u fOrget,the less u knOw.sO wHy STUDY??"..

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  • Sitting at the edge of the pond. He looks so happy. The little warty, grey toad. His big eyes staring at me. Then outta no where...

    SMWACK!!

    Stupid bird decided to eat him...

    ~~~~~~~~` True story

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  • A school paper should be like a mini-skirt.
    Long enough to cover everything but;;
    short enough to keep it interesting.

    by mel
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  • Smile! your on Quentin camera! QUENTIN!!!

    [[lol it's supposed to be like, Smile, your on candy camera WHOO! xDDD i couldn't think of anything...o.o also, im not gay!]]

    <,,xQuentinX,,>

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