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  • A school paper should be like a mini-skirt.
    Long enough to cover everything but;;
    short enough to keep it interesting.

    by mel
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  • Smile! your on Quentin camera! QUENTIN!!!

    [[lol it's supposed to be like, Smile, your on candy camera WHOO! xDDD i couldn't think of anything...o.o also, im not gay!]]

    <,,xQuentinX,,>

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  • Life used to be boring and dull....

    I also used to be a brunette.

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  • Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesnt pay... So if you keep reading, you'll go broke.

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  • "I sold my soul to the devil for half a cookie. Now I know why people say he's not to be trusted. I could have gotten a whole cookie!"

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  • Jest play some loud music so we can dance like RETARDS and sing like were ON CRACK

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  • Boy:Hey look,u look as hot as her..*points at a magazine with a model*
    girl:Ditto!*points at a picture of a monkey from a zoo pamflet*

    by Amaya
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  • If your not living life on the edge, then your taking up to much room.

    by thing3
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  • I didn't loose my brain.

    I sold it on eBay.

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  • The early bird may get the worm..

    But the late mouse gets the cheese.

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