Eagles may soar-
But weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Blondes are lucky...

Brunettes don't have an excuse to act stupid.

There is no "I" in team,
but there is a "ME" and
me is better than you!

JK!
~*~Skye~*~
xD

**If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.**

-didn't make up-

Pretty girls turn heads,
but me and my friends break necks!~

You call me a b****
A b**** is a female dog
A dog barks
Bark comes from trees
Trees are part of nature
Nature is beautiful
...So thanks for the compliment :)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water...

God knows what they did up there, they came back with a daughter!

Little Seaguls in the sky
Dropping things from way up high
Angry Kate wips her eye-
Very glad that cows don't fly.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive-

Until I realized, suicide is a crime.

I'm not smiling at you...
I'm trying not to laugh.