Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you wanna taste the rainbow, eat crayons!

Your nose looks like a cat

If You Can Make A Girl Laugh....You Can Make A Girl Do Anything!!.....told to me by my best friend Shawn...lol

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

I do have manners,I just don't use them much.

I definately feel like throwing up right now...

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Spider-pig, spider-pig
Does whatever a spider-pig does,
Spins a web made of mud
It's got radioactive blood!!!