Other Funny Quotes

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  • Ur a special kind of stupid arent u

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  • How many people have telekenetic powers raise my hand??

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  • No matter which direction you start its always agaist the wind when you're going back

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  • If been sitting here thinking.....What colour is a mirror???

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  • My family is looney toons...i got proof...my dad is trying to staple his wallet together..its a leather wallet........lol

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  • Who wants to be a skinny pencil???
    when you can be a happy magic marker!

    by smiley
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  • I was cool before being cool was cool =]

    by Jess
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  • "The life of the wife is ended by the knife."

    -Stewie Griffen (Family Guy) X3

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  • Little timmy had a drink and couldnt drink no more, for wat he though was H2O was H2So4 (sulfuric acid) -- lmao

    -- fresh prince of bel air

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  • Ok so something bad happens just remember

    SH!T HAPPENS

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