If you say so darlin'

Its not that im a b***h its jus that i dont like you

No one dies a virgin life screws ya one way or another..Haha

I taste like candy.. dont believe me? jus ask your man lol..

Last Night As I Lay In Bed Looking At The Stars, I Thought:
'Where The Hell Is The Ceiling ?"
;]

~FountainsOfBlood

I'm not short...
I'm just vertically challenged!

"Don't hurt my Captain Crunch"

I'm so skinny that if I didn't wear shoes I'd float !

Boy: thats a really nice dress

girl: yeah, try not to drool

Hey ... can anyone explain antibacterial soap??????? how clean can u get????