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  • You've just been slapped by a bar of soap!

    by Paige
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  • Well, is such a deep subject for a shallow mind.

    by Kara P
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  • U can go out w/her if u want to
    just noe i wont be here waiting. . .

    by patty
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  • Im so great, Im jealous of myself.
    -Written by my lil' sis Jazz

    by manda
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  • I am not LAZY
    I am just UNMOTIVATED

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  • I mock you with my spirit fingers

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  • Frowning is illegal on Mars, we found that out on Earth

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  • I was born, im still alive today, i turned thirteen, ~!FEAR ME!~ xD

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  • I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
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    I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.

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  • A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

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