U can go out w/her if u want to
just noe i wont be here waiting. . .

Im so great, Im jealous of myself.
-Written by my lil' sis Jazz

I am not LAZY
I am just UNMOTIVATED

I mock you with my spirit fingers

Frowning is illegal on Mars, we found that out on Earth

I was born, im still alive today, i turned thirteen, ~!FEAR ME!~ xD

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".