If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".

I find the word stalker very offensive. I like to call it planned coincidences of bumping in to each other or going the same way.
- Nightmare Fiend, in chat

Do You Member The Time On The Train????
I Stuck My Ass Out The Window Nd Then U Stuck Ur Head Out && EVVERY1 Thought We Were TWINS

Do u ever get the feeling somones whating u
...................... maybe its the walls??

I would have rather gone out, bought a puppy, named it Molasses, fed him, walked him, watched him grow into a strong responsible dog, bared my soul into him, loved him like a brother, and then watched him run into heavy traffic, and DIE then do that.

NINJAGIRLS 1 COMMANDMENT:

Thou shalt not spoil thy neighbour with blueberry muffins

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

"real Emo's kick pine cones....."

I Really Wanna Give Youu A Hug But A Hug Leads Into A Kiss A Kiss Leads Into A Suck A Suck Leads Into A Root So COME HERE && GIVE ME A HUG. . .