Party like a pornstar (L)

Unlock, drop and pop it

(from song pop, lock and drop it, credit aaron)

If Collingwood can achieve something, then so can i!

I may be masochistic, but I still like to cuddle!

(I said this to Cody one day while I was ranting and raving (not unusual)..he thought it was quite funny, so it sort of stuck with me..it's the truth after all..)

So you say i run like a girl.. well maybe if you ran a little faster, so would you!

I started asking my self why Barney liked to play with little kids. So I went up to him and I saw him unzip the back of him. I was confused, then I gasped and fainted. The Barney suite came off and it was M. Jackson. When I woke up, my a s s hurt....

If your happy and you know it, drop your pants

If i was a gun i would bang the hell out of you

I'm ADD, and before everyone knew I had it, they just thought I had my head up my a s s.

(Get it? It means everyone thought I wasn't pay any heed. Cause ADD is At- ADD, I dont know how to spell it ^^)

Its okay pluto im not a planet either(LOL)