Other Funny Quotes

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  • Mya: Hey come watch Dancing with the Stars with me

    Anthony: I rather go watch a TREE grow!

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  • When you powers combine.. I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!! *80s green hair style*

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  • Your face is chapped, you need face stick!

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  • "Pink fish Go BOOM!"

    by Sar
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  • "Pineapples are purple"

    by Sar
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  • If nobody's perfect then I'm nobody and that makes me perfect!

    (not mine, my friend, Grace's)

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  • It's fun to annoy people who are very annoyable... or at least until they go on a killing spree!

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  • It's funny until somebody gets hurt... then it's hilarious

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  • O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
    --Saint Augustine (354 AD - 430 AD)

    by Silver
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  • Don't blame yourself for the mistakes, blame the people who taught you!

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