Officeer i swear to drunk im not god

Let me tell you something:

if we were on a plane and it was about to crash and there was only one parachute, I'd really really miss you

Mya: Hey come watch Dancing with the Stars with me

Anthony: I rather go watch a TREE grow!

When you powers combine.. I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!! *80s green hair style*

Your face is chapped, you need face stick!

"Pink fish Go BOOM!"

"Pineapples are purple"

If nobody's perfect then I'm nobody and that makes me perfect!

(not mine, my friend, Grace's)

It's fun to annoy people who are very annoyable... or at least until they go on a killing spree!

It's funny until somebody gets hurt... then it's hilarious