A penny for your thaughts, 50 pounds to act them out.

It is said any problem can be solved with an ample supply of dynamite.

Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people look quite intelligent until you hear them speak.

It's better to look stupid, than open your mouth and remove all doubt in the matter.

Someone once said marriage is bliss...but that someone probably was never married

Ur so shallow, that when i stepped on u, i didn't get my feet wet

Control the dope dont let the dope control you.

If you get on your knees
and ask pretty plz
you may just get a hit off my cheeves.

When life hands you lemons, finda kid with a paper cut.

Get outta my grill, u weren't invited to any barbecue.