When life hands you lemons, finda kid with a paper cut.

Get outta my grill, u weren't invited to any barbecue.

ANXIETY AT THE PUB! i was panicking at the disco but it got too crowded.

Men are like lava lamps, fun to look at but not very bright.

Don't Worry About the World Ending Tomorrow, It's Already The Next Day In Australia.

Bikinis and towels, soaking up the sun..
Oceans, beaches, just having fun.
Meeting cute guys, out after dark...
Summer 07 is where the fun starts!!

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

WHICH ONE OF MY TOYS SHOULD I PLAY WITH FIRST...LOL

Holla for a dolla with your apple bottom pimp juice

Daughter:Mummy, whats the difference between a red and a white wine?

Mother: Well a red wine is more matured than a white wine.

pause..............

Daughter:....So girls are red wines and boys are white wines?