Just Met Your Twin. No Joke. I Swear I Thought It Was You. I Even Shouted Your Name But It Just Kept Scrating Its Ass And Eating A Banana.

I'm quite a bulls.h.i.tter myself but now and again i like to listen to a expert...........carry on

Your grades are so bad

that when you took your drivers license test you got a F in sex

(don't knwo if someone else made this up but my cuz said it during lunch)

Why does everybody have to be such a fag master?

NO GLOVE
NO LOVE

Barbie.com is the best website ever!

*LOL, Chris...you're soo my hero*

Your grandma

KatieLou:im bored
Kate: im kate nice to meet u bored
KatieLou:no im katielou
Kate: wtf u just said that u were bored nigga if u gonna be lieing to me right off the bat then this relationship is not gonna work out

"wanna play with my sticks"

makes you wonder..............but im talking about drum sticks

Your Middle Finger Isn't Your Only Rude Finger.
You Can Consider All Your Fingers Rude, Because They Are All Naked.