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  • There Is No 'i' In Team.
    But There Is An 'm' And An 'e'.

    by x h e RR y L
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  • I hate you
    You hate me
    Lets tie [whoever you hate] to a tree
    Get a big shot gun and shoot him/her in the head
    Now I'm happy because him/her is dead.

    :]]

    by kristen
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  • You wouldn't know buttshit if it bit you in the a**

    well i would be scared if shit grew teeth and bit me

    by XxXTwistedxXxIllusionXxX
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  • Pretzels for breakfast, pretzels for lunch. Pretzels for dinner. They go CRUNCH!

    by Raven
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  • BELIEVE in your cosmic brownie or your world wont be happy the chocolatie taste would make your eye's water.

    by Lindsay
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  • Ex's ex gf--Oh, you're HER aren't you? I noticed you from myspace...

    me--Yeah...really? I noticed you from somewhere too.

    ex's ex gf--oh really? Myspace?

    me-- No, tomorrow's obituaries.

    by LittleMissLili
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  • (me) omg my mom just freaked out she heard a knock on her window

    (aaron) haha

    (me) lol

    (me) i will be ok no need to worry... thanks for asking

    (aaron) ha ha, it is your moms window

    (me) good point at least it isn't mine

    by XxXTwistedxXxIllusionXxX
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  • Zack-"Oh i like this song
    I listen it alone when i think i have friends"
    me-wht?
    music--"oh i think the like me oh i think they like me"

    hahah i will never forget that night
    1/21/07

    by Lou
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  • "Are you tired when you sleep?"

    *a moment of slowness from only having 15 minutes of sleep last night*

    ~L.B.~

    by Laura
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  • I was riding in the car the other day and a question popped in my head. why do they have handicapped parking spots at the athletic club? treadmills don't have room for walkers!

    by blissfully emo
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