"Are you tired when you sleep?"

*a moment of slowness from only having 15 minutes of sleep last night*

~L.B.~

I was riding in the car the other day and a question popped in my head. why do they have handicapped parking spots at the athletic club? treadmills don't have room for walkers!

In the words of Jack Sparrow

Guard the Boat,
Mind The Tide,
and don't touch my dirt!

'Why is that plastic man riding that plastic cow? '
'He was made for the cow, he has weird plastic, things on his boots'
'That just looks gross get it away!'

I'm good in the band room.

If you can't take the heat....stay away from the stove and use the microwave!

haha
[[ily jazz]]

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

Something Joe said in math.

"If I die a virgin, I'll kill myself"

err that doesnt work out

If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed
replacement anyway.

My chorus teacher:

We should all look like idiots together. It's professional.