The best angle to approach any problem is the tryangle.

I have PMS and a gun. did you have something to say?!

$~~IF YOU TALK ABOUT ME I GOT SOME ADVICE...READY...CLICK YOUR HEELS 3 TIMES AND SAY,"I WISH I HAD A LIFE!"~~$

Those aren't lovehandles darling, those are love steering-wheels.

A happy trail? That's not a happy <i>trail</i>! That's a happy friggen Delta Airlines!

[I got beaten with] the ugly stick? Well then you must've gotten hit by the ugly friggen Mack Truck!

By Time, Penny on A Penny can Make A Dollar!

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.