Guys are like slinkies, it's funn to watch them fall down stairs!

Chocolate, Strawberrys and vodka mmmm sounds like sex to me...

The only reason they call it PMS is cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken

Love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a pissing me off problem

Friends + All those moments = "You just had to be there..."

You're just jealous because i act retarded in public and people still love me

Me and My gummybears have a plan to take over the world.....but shhh

Teddy bears can dry tears,
hug away fears,
and can only be your dears.

You stand out in a crowed of girls, because your a boy. :)