"The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. The worms play pinocle on your snout."

"Purple Spandex Strawberry-Flavored Glow-In-The-Dark Musical Pants!!!!"

BEST PANTS EVER!!! just someting me and my friends made up :P

Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

I am rooney hear me roar!!

Guys, im drinking jolt. in about three minutes, my reaction time is going to exceed twice that of normal men. steal another fry, i'll break your fingers.
-bloo-

You're just jealous because the little voices talk to me

I cant remember if i'm the good twin or the bad one

Well aren't you the brightest crayon out of a box of hot chocolate...lol...me n my lil sister made that up yesterday when we was being stupid...which is like always...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
when they wake up in the morning
that's as good as they're going to feel all day

If the ocean were vodka and i were a duck
id swim to the bottom and drink my way up
but the oceans not vodka and im not a duck
so pass me the bottle and shut the f**k up