Other Funny Quotes

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  • Me and My gummybears have a plan to take over the world.....but shhh

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  • Teddy bears can dry tears,
    hug away fears,
    and can only be your dears.

  • You stand out in a crowed of girls, because your a boy. :)

    by 3Li0R4
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  • "The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. The worms play pinocle on your snout."

    by Brenden
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  • "Purple Spandex Strawberry-Flavored Glow-In-The-Dark Musical Pants!!!!"

    BEST PANTS EVER!!! just someting me and my friends made up :P

    by Brenden
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  • Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

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  • I am rooney hear me roar!!

    by rooney
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  • Guys, im drinking jolt. in about three minutes, my reaction time is going to exceed twice that of normal men. steal another fry, i'll break your fingers.
    -bloo-

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  • You're just jealous because the little voices talk to me

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  • I cant remember if i'm the good twin or the bad one

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