Well aren't you the brightest crayon out of a box of hot chocolate...lol...me n my lil sister made that up yesterday when we was being stupid...which is like always...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
when they wake up in the morning
that's as good as they're going to feel all day

If the ocean were vodka and i were a duck
id swim to the bottom and drink my way up
but the oceans not vodka and im not a duck
so pass me the bottle and shut the f**k up

Country makes Emo kids look Happy

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has
obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

SORRRYY LOVE BUT iiM NOT LiiKE YOU..iiM NOT A DOORKNOB WHERE EVERYYONE GETz A TURN, iiM MORE OF LiKE A CASiNO WHERE ONLYY DA LUCKYY ONEz WiN DA JACKPOT..

JUST call ME diva

AND i'll BE happy

Me and You is friends
You Smile, I Smile...
You Hurt, I Hurt...
You Cry, I Cry...
You Jump off a Bridge..
I'M GONNA MISS YA!!!

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

AND WHeN WeARiNG A CHiCKeN SUiT DOeSN'T WORK GO NAKeD...