Get out of bed! i want the sheets for the breakfast table.

I tried sniffing coke once... but the ice-cubes got stuck up my nostrils.

If you can't be good, be good at it.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?!

Always remember your unique... just like everyone else!

Keep smiling, then people think your up to somthing!

I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I'm knot blonde, i'm knot blonde, i'm knot i'm knot!

Is bull shit really bulls shit or is it another word for i love you?

If you don't have no money take your drunk @$$ home.....