Tori: shut up
Brenden: why?! no.
Tori" yes! dont say no to me boy!
Brenden: i can say whatever i want to say...
Tori: yea. if u wanna get punched in the face. shut up; unless ur desperate to meet my fist.

I ran into my ex the other day... put it in reverse and hit him agian...

What the difference between an emo kid and a mosquito?

When you hit a mosquito it stops sucking.

Get out of bed! i want the sheets for the breakfast table.

I tried sniffing coke once... but the ice-cubes got stuck up my nostrils.

If you can't be good, be good at it.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?!

Always remember your unique... just like everyone else!

Keep smiling, then people think your up to somthing!

I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either.