Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth......both of them are empty anyways lol!

Jesus may accept you just the way you are, but that doesnt mean i do.
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"you would bet he type of person to correct sarcasim"

this happened in class.a guy corrected another guy that was being sarcastic.lol.

Is there a conspiracy against me or are you just trying to make me feel important?

I find it hilarious that people give a crap of what other people think. I for once can write a poem (good or bad) have it degraded to nothing but still love it just the same, because the purpose is to express yourself in your own writing.

That was the meanest thing I've ever heard... And I'm the guy that said it.

Have you ever had Fruity Pebbles? Once that stuff hits milk, it turns into a narcotic!

Actually, they're sea lions; the difference is they have ear flaps... I wish I had ear flaps.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.